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Girlfriend Floods My New House
My mother called today and she was like— she was like, oh, I said, David's not here yet. And she goes, she goes, you better get ready. You better get ready, cuz once he gets going, he's a hurricane. You better get your rest. He's half your age and you could get ready. Just rest now. Rest.
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I completely made that up. Yeah, I saw your calls. Yeah.
You fucker. What were you doing?
No, I was. I was just sleeping. Oh, my mom woke me up because she heard the alarm clocks and she's like, listen, I hear the alarms. Can you turn them off? They're interrupting that, like, our whole sleeping procedure. I don't know what she meant, but she made…
My mother called today and she was like— she was like, oh, I said, David's not here yet. And she goes, she goes, you better get ready. You better get ready, cuz once he gets going, he's a hurricane. You better get your rest. He's half your age and you could get ready. Just rest now. Rest.
Oh my god, your mom is fucking great.
Oh yeah, she loves your mom.
Your mom's like out of a movie.