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Girlfriend Floods My New House
No, I was. I was just sleeping. Oh, my mom woke me up because she heard the alarm clocks and she's like, listen, I hear the alarms. Can you turn them off? They're interrupting that, like, our whole sleeping procedure. I don't know what she meant, but she made me turn off my alarm clocks. So I went back to snooze and I slept till like 11.
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Oh, well, I called you a bunch. I let FaceTime.
I completely made that up. Yeah, I saw your calls. Yeah.
You fucker. What were you doing?
No, I was. I was just sleeping. Oh, my mom woke me up because she heard the alarm clocks and she's like, listen, I hear the alarms. Can you turn them off? They're interrupting that, like, our whole sleeping procedure. I don't know what she meant, but she made me turn off my alarm clocks. So I went back to snooze and I slept till like 11.
My mother called today and she was like— she was like, oh, I said, David's not here yet. And she goes, she goes, you better get ready. You better get ready, cuz once he gets going, he's a hurricane. You better get your rest. He's half your age and you could g…
Oh my god, your mom is fucking great.
Oh yeah, she loves your mom.