Girlfriend Floods My New House

I did. I text you. I called you on FaceTime. I called you twice.

Oh, dude. Like I said, your messages weren't going through.

Oh, well, I called you a bunch. I let FaceTime.

You fucker. What were you doing?

No, I was. I was just sleeping. Oh, my mom woke me up because she heard the alarm clocks and she's like, listen, I hear the alarms. Can you turn them off? They're interrupting that, like, our whole sleeping procedure. I don't know what she meant, but she made…

My mother called today and she was like— she was like, oh, I said, David's not here yet. And she goes, she goes, you better get ready. You better get ready, cuz once he gets going, he's a hurricane. You better get your rest. He's half your age and you could g…