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Girlfriend Floods My New House
I refuse to not be a happy person because you're in my life. I know you weren't here.
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Yeah. You know why? Because you probably fucking played with your feces in the toilet bowl.
Well, I was bored and I was waiting for you to come. Well, I woke up this morning. David's all mad that I get up early and I love it.
No, I'm not. Okay, I'm mad because it's, it's like 8 in the morning. I come over and Jason opens the door with his vlog camera on and he goes, hi, how was, how's your morning?
I refuse to not be a happy person because you're in my life. I know you weren't here.
If you know, I'm saying it's a great thing. I would love to be a morning person, but it's just, I'm angry. You just threw your iPhone X at the wall. That was your kid's iPhone.
I'll take Wyatt's.
You'll probably buy him another one 'cause you're a fucking awful dad. No, Jason, Jason, I really love that he's a morning, I love for him that he's a morning person. I would love to be a morning person, but it's tough to be with him when you hate the morning…