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Girlfriend Floods My New House
Well, I was bored and I was waiting for you to come. Well, I woke up this morning. David's all mad that I get up early and I love it.
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Does Liza wash my hands? Yeah, she helps me wash my hands. No, she washes— she washes her hands. And it's— it's— it's to the point where it's a deal breaker. Like, if I was on a first date and someone comes out of the bathroom and she didn't wash her hands, n…
Yeah, I got an infection on my hand, actually.
Yeah. You know why? Because you probably fucking played with your feces in the toilet bowl.
Well, I was bored and I was waiting for you to come. Well, I woke up this morning. David's all mad that I get up early and I love it.
No, I'm not. Okay, I'm mad because it's, it's like 8 in the morning. I come over and Jason opens the door with his vlog camera on and he goes, hi, how was, how's your morning?
I refuse to not be a happy person because you're in my life. I know you weren't here.
If you know, I'm saying it's a great thing. I would love to be a morning person, but it's just, I'm angry. You just threw your iPhone X at the wall. That was your kid's iPhone.