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Girlfriend Floods My New House

Yeah. You know why? Because you probably fucking played with your feces in the toilet bowl.

November 24, 20178:17David
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Jason7:35
Liza, wash your hands.
David7:36
Does Liza wash my hands? Yeah, she helps me wash my hands. No, she washes— she washes her hands. And it's— it's— it's to the point where it's a deal breaker. Like, if I was on a first date and someone comes out of the bathroom and she didn't wash her hands, n…
Jason8:15
Yeah, I got an infection on my hand, actually.
David8:17
Yeah. You know why? Because you probably fucking played with your feces in the toilet bowl.
Jason8:21
Well, I was bored and I was waiting for you to come. Well, I woke up this morning. David's all mad that I get up early and I love it.
David8:28
No, I'm not. Okay, I'm mad because it's, it's like 8 in the morning. I come over and Jason opens the door with his vlog camera on and he goes, hi, how was, how's your morning?
Jason8:40
I refuse to not be a happy person because you're in my life. I know you weren't here.