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Girlfriend Floods My New House
Yeah. You know why? Because you probably fucking played with your feces in the toilet bowl.
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Liza, wash your hands.
Does Liza wash my hands? Yeah, she helps me wash my hands. No, she washes— she washes her hands. And it's— it's— it's to the point where it's a deal breaker. Like, if I was on a first date and someone comes out of the bathroom and she didn't wash her hands, n…
Yeah, I got an infection on my hand, actually.
Yeah. You know why? Because you probably fucking played with your feces in the toilet bowl.
Well, I was bored and I was waiting for you to come. Well, I woke up this morning. David's all mad that I get up early and I love it.
No, I'm not. Okay, I'm mad because it's, it's like 8 in the morning. I come over and Jason opens the door with his vlog camera on and he goes, hi, how was, how's your morning?
I refuse to not be a happy person because you're in my life. I know you weren't here.