Girlfriend Floods My New House

Does Liza wash my hands? Yeah, she helps me wash my hands. No, she washes— she washes her hands. And it's— it's— it's to the point where it's a deal breaker. Like, if I was on a first date and someone comes out of the bathroom and she didn't wash her hands, no way in hell. Like, there's no way in hell there's a second date. But like, I've gone to the— I've gone to the extremes where like, I've smelled my friend's hands when they come out of the bathroom. Like, they'll be like, I'll be like, why aren't your hands wet? And then because I dried them and I'm like, give me your hand and I'll smell it and it doesn't smell like clean or anything. And I get so upset. It's just because it's just a simple thing to do. Every bathroom conveniently has a fucking sink. Just use it. Literally, just use it. Just use the sink.