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She woke up Christmas morning, she was like, and we gotta, you know, she had a list of stuff to do, and we gotta send that video to David. And I go, well, what video? What do you mean? She goes, oh, we gotta wish David a Merry Christmas on video. And I was like, okay. And so she got her makeup on. Oh, this is literally just to go to your phone, not to be published like on the internet or anything. And she was like— and she was trying to get everybody together. And I was like, here, we'll just do it really quick. And then she's like, got on a tripod.
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Your mom sent me a text message 2 days ago for Christmas.
Yeah, she was all excited.
I feel really bad.
She woke up Christmas morning, she was like, and we gotta, you know, she had a list of stuff to do, and we gotta send that video to David. And I go, well, what video? What do you mean? She goes, oh, we gotta wish David a Merry Christmas on video. And I was like, okay. And so she got her makeup on. Oh, this is literally just to go to your phone, not to be published like on the internet or anything…
She put the phone on a tripod.
She was trying to do like a camera tripod, a phone tripod.
Oh, get the fuck out.