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Yeah, we went to a tapioca place. Jason's really weird when he eats shit. Like, he like loves it and he'll like indulge in it and he'll like, like, he'll like— yesterday we had hot dogs hot dogs, right? And he goes, he goes, oh my God. After the first— after the first— like, if Jason has fast food, the first bite of it is always like he's never had food in his life. So he'll have like a fucking plain cheeseburger from McDonald's and he'll be like, holy fuck, I forgot what these taste like. As if he's been in like a fucking coma for like 13 years. And that's— and then, and then like whatever, like The taste of the food goes away and then it like starts hitting his stomach and then he turns into a completely different person. He goes, why the fuck did I do that? Why did I do that? Like, like he committed a crime. He goes through these stages of eating food and it's really scary and like not fun to be around.

December 27, 20185:15David
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Jason4:38
Hi. I— this was like an— it's just an idea we had and it's actually gone too far. Why are you standing with microphones and a laptop? That's a long story. You fucked up.
David4:50
You fucked up though. Could have had me. Yeah, so that— so yeah, so if the dean at ISU is listening to this, you fucked up. Well, honestly, she didn't fuck up. It was actually very nice that she didn't take me, because if I did end up going to college, right,…
Jason5:13
Do me a favor, never let me drink boba again.
David5:15
Yeah, we went to a tapioca place. Jason's really weird when he eats shit. Like, he like loves it and he'll like indulge in it and he'll like, like, he'll like— yesterday we had hot dogs hot dogs, right? And he goes, he goes, oh my God. After the first— after the first— like, if Jason has fast food, the first bite of it is always like he's never had food in his life. So he'll have like a fucking p…
Jason6:14
Oh, come on.
David6:14
Yeah, it's like he's not the best dinner pal.
Jason6:17
The tapioca is so good going down. Yeah. Boba.