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Girl With Two Fingers in Her Butt

And a cop walked up to us just out of nowhere, flashlight right into my face, and he goes, what are you— what are you doing? And I go, oh my God, um, nothing. And I pissed myself. I straight up peed myself, like full-on pee down my leg. I'm wearing shorts. Ain't that crazy? Wow. But it was dark, so no one really saw.

December 27, 201831:54David
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Jason31:37
So like, sure, what's biker gang stuff, by the way?
David31:40
Smoking crack. We were lighting off fireworks. I've never actually told any of my friends this. We were lighting off fireworks and a cop came and just just like got us out of nowhere. I think I was maybe like a freshman in high school.
Jason31:54
Yeah.
David31:54
And a cop walked up to us just out of nowhere, flashlight right into my face, and he goes, what are you— what are you doing? And I go, oh my God, um, nothing. And I pissed myself. I straight up peed myself, like full-on pee down my leg. I'm wearing shorts. Ain't that crazy? Wow. But it was dark, so no one really saw.
Jason32:15
Oh my God. And did the cop let you go?
David32:18
Yeah, he let me go. He just took my fireworks. But there were definitely times where like we were chased.
Jason32:22
The cops caught you last night?