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Smoking crack. We were lighting off fireworks. I've never actually told any of my friends this. We were lighting off fireworks and a cop came and just just like got us out of nowhere. I think I was maybe like a freshman in high school.

December 27, 201831:40David
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Jason31:13
You feel like you're— yeah, we used to be criminal.
David31:16
We used to be called, um, the biker gang because we were always on bikes. We didn't give ourselves— we didn't give ourselves this name. It was people. People would see us and they'd go, oh, the biker gang. And obviously they were talking down to us, but we to…
Jason31:37
So like, sure, what's biker gang stuff, by the way?
David31:40
Smoking crack. We were lighting off fireworks. I've never actually told any of my friends this. We were lighting off fireworks and a cop came and just just like got us out of nowhere. I think I was maybe like a freshman in high school.
Jason31:54
Yeah.
David31:54
And a cop walked up to us just out of nowhere, flashlight right into my face, and he goes, what are you— what are you doing? And I go, oh my God, um, nothing. And I pissed myself. I straight up peed myself, like full-on pee down my leg. I'm wearing shorts. Ai…
Jason32:15
Oh my God. And did the cop let you go?