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Girl With Two Fingers in Her Butt

I want to go on a date with her. I will be honest. If she sticks her fingers in her butt and smells it and makes a weird face and goes to the bathroom, I'm going to pass.

December 27, 201815:30David
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Jason15:18
That's not the question. You're not a girl, you're a guy.
David15:20
Okay, okay, okay. If, if, if— yes, okay. If let's say today, yeah, today in today's age, yeah, I'm sitting across from a girl that I really find like really attractive.
Jason15:30
Yeah.
David15:30
I want to go on a date with her. I will be honest. If she sticks her fingers in her butt and smells it and makes a weird face and goes to the bathroom, I'm going to pass.
Jason15:37
You're out.
David15:38
Yeah. Oh, are you not? Are you more in?
Jason15:42
Yeah. It's almost like it makes her more human.