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Getting Tickled at TSA
So I go, okay, no problem. And she'll put your arms up 'Put your arms out.' She goes, 'Okay, I'm going to touch you now.' And I was like, 'Okay, go ahead.' And I just thought she'd like do a couple pads, so she goes right for my armpits. And I'm pretty ticklish, and she's just like— she was like— she's like— and I go— I go, 'Okay, ow!' I go, 'I'm getting tickled. You're tickling me. Like, stop tickling me.' And that made her want to do it more. She was like— what did she like— did she like put her hand like in my pants?
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Wait, why was she tickling?
I told her I had a hip replacement, so she goes, I have to pat you down.
Yeah.
So I go, okay, no problem. And she'll put your arms up 'Put your arms out.' She goes, 'Okay, I'm going to touch you now.' And I was like, 'Okay, go ahead.' And I just thought she'd like do a couple pads, so she goes right for my armpits. And I'm pretty ticklish, and she's just like— she was like— she's like— and I go— I go, 'Okay, ow!' I go, 'I'm getting tickled. You're tickling me. Like, stop ti…
I did see that. That was weird.
Like, wait, what? So you know how like your jeans and you have your underwear, like your boxers? Yeah, like inside the boxer She like felt around the brim.
Yeah, yeah.