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Getting Tickled at TSA

I went through the baggage claim first, and they were like going through my stuff because I had a water bottle in there or something. And then all I hear is Jason going, David, David, David, while he's getting patted down by TSA. And like, I'm also talking to the woman in front of me because she's going through the water bottles and stuff. And then I hear him go, David, she's tickling me, she's tickling me. And I looked over and she's fully tickling. Jason, the TSA agent, is full-on tickling. And I thought he was like exaggerating, like being funny, but she was like, she was like even like making sounds. Yeah, like it was like full-blown tickling. And then I got my camera out, I got like the tail end of the tickling where it didn't even look like tickling anymore.

December 23, 20256:56David
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Jason6:49
She was—
David6:49
oh, I thought you made that name up.
Jason6:50
No, she was like a really famous tennis player from the '80s, female tennis player, and she was pretty masculine.
David6:56
I went through the baggage claim first, and they were like going through my stuff because I had a water bottle in there or something. And then all I hear is Jason going, David, David, David, while he's getting patted down by TSA. And like, I'm also talking to the woman in front of me because she's going through the water bottles and stuff. And then I hear him go, David, she's tickling me, she's t…
Natalie7:36
Wait, why was she tickling?
Jason7:38
I told her I had a hip replacement, so she goes, I have to pat you down.
Natalie7:41
Yeah.