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Getting Tickled at TSA
I bought hand sanitizer at the airport and I've been using it for this entire trip and I just found out it's a fragrance mist that I've been spraying on my hands and I've been spraying on my hands before I go eating shit too. Which sucks. So I've never been washing my hands, I've just been adding fragrance to the bacteria. It's fucking— it's shaped like one of those newer fucking hand sanitizer bottles. It's pissing me off. Yeah, they gotta make that clear. But Jay, so what are you gonna be— what are you doing for the next— what are your plans for the holidays?
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Oh really?
Yeah, that's the fragrance I actually wear.
Do you want to—
I bought hand sanitizer at the airport and I've been using it for this entire trip and I just found out it's a fragrance mist that I've been spraying on my hands and I've been spraying on my hands before I go eating shit too. Which sucks. So I've never been washing my hands, I've just been adding fragrance to the bacteria. It's fucking— it's shaped like one of those newer fucking hand sanitizer b…
I'm going to Boston, I'm gonna see my family, see my mother. My mother, yeah, we— I gotta see my mom. Sucks, she's getting old.
Gotta see your mom. So where does the comma go there?
Gotta see my mom, period. Sucks, comma, she's getting old. I think, yeah, exclamation point.