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Getting Tickled at TSA

Up my ass. Like, I was pooping today. I came in, I came back, and I was like, I— and she's like, she said, can I clean the room? Can I clean the room? And I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, just give me one second. So I went in there and I started pooping immediately, and then honestly, 90 seconds later, like that. And I go, hold on, hold on. I go, I'm coming, Carrie, like that.

December 23, 202529:46Jason
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David29:31
It's in the corner and it's not even a twin. It's smaller than a twin.
Jason29:34
Yeah. Also, the woman who cleans the rooms here, I love her. She's great. She's got really good energy, but she's a little too, um, she's like up my ass like the entire time.
Natalie29:45
Really?
Jason29:46
Up my ass. Like, I was pooping today. I came in, I came back, and I was like, I— and she's like, she said, can I clean the room? Can I clean the room? And I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, just give me one second. So I went in there and I started pooping immediately, and then honestly, 90 seconds later, like that. And I go, hold on, hold on. I go, I'm coming, Carrie, like that.
David30:08
And you know her name?
Jason30:09
Yeah, her name's Carrie. And, and then I say, hold on, and she goes, okay, okay.
David30:14
Oh, that's funny.