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Getting Tickled at TSA

You okay? Can I just explain the whole situation? So hold on. So last night we went out, right? So this is what happened. We went out, Natalie, Zane, they were having a really good time, and I thought the party was kind of dying down at like 2:33. I thought it was time to go home. I went home at about 2:30 in the morning, 3 in the morning with Jason, and then Zane calls me an hour and a half later— I'm sorry, like 30 minutes later— and he goes, you missed out, Dave, you missed out, it would have been so fun to vlog. And I was like, fuck, what happened? And like, they just had like a lot more fun, and I was like really regretting like leaving so early. And I was so mad that I wasn't there to like vlog it and participate in all the fun that I called Ferris, the person we film with, and I just started bitching. I was like, I'm so fucking stupid, why'd I fucking leave the party? I just needed someone to vent to. And then I hung up the phone with him at about 3:00 AM, and then I stayed on my phone for the next 7 hours. Jesus. For the next 7 hours till about 10:30, I stayed on my phone. And, and, and every hour I kept telling myself, it's too late to take a NyQuil, it's too late to take a NyQuil. Like, I'm going to fuck myself if I take a NyQuil. Can't take a NyQuil at 4:00 AM, can't take a NyQuil at 5:00 AM. And then 10:30 came around and I was like, I don't give a fuck, I'm taking this NyQuil. And at 10:30 I popped a NyQuil, and then at about noon Natalie called me and was like, we have to— we were surprising someone outside of the hotel. So I slept for about an hour and a half.

December 23, 20251:19David
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Jason1:12
Oh, I know why you have jet lag.
David1:14
Why?
Jason1:14
Because you went to bed at 4 o'clock today. That's why you have jet lag.
David1:19
You okay? Can I just explain the whole situation? So hold on. So last night we went out, right? So this is what happened. We went out, Natalie, Zane, they were having a really good time, and I thought the party was kind of dying down at like 2:33. I thought it was time to go home. I went home at about 2:30 in the morning, 3 in the morning with Jason, and then Zane calls me an hour and a half late…
Jason2:48
Oh wow.
David2:49
And then we went downstairs and we surprised our new friend Tilda, um, who we met, who's very sweet.
Natalie2:54
Shout out to her, she's part of the 0.0005% of listeners.