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Getting My Dream Job With David

Is my phone 50 pounds?

January 23, 20260:28David
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Jason0:16
Jesus Christ, I'm kidding. I did get on the scale yesterday and I was at 216. You were 216 with pants and a phone on and shoes.
David0:25
Your phone is not—
Jason0:26
I was confused. I was like, do I weigh this much? I was at the door.
David0:28
Is my phone 50 pounds?
Jason0:30
I was at the doctor's. I do have the Max, but I was at the doctor's office and they put me on the scale and I was like, shoes off. Like, no, no, you're good. And then I'm like, uh-uh, and then they put me up there like a damn elephant. And, and then they were…
David0:46
And then you asked them to take the shoes. Did you notice that TSA is like getting less and less weird about shoes and stuff?
Jason0:52
Like, yeah, they're getting more lax for sure.