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Getting My Ass Kicked By A Girl
We're this close. So you know of English? Like, we're literally— that we're very close. So you're trying to tell me if I had paid attention in 11th grade, we could be having a conversation Right now, after some convincing, the aliens tell me that they only get one chance to beam up one human and they picked me so they can't go back and find another Spanish-speaking one. So now I have to fucking figure it out with these guys, right? They're like, you're our only hope.
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No, no, no English.
No English?
Are you fucking kidding me?
We're this close. So you know of English? Like, we're literally— that we're very close. So you're trying to tell me if I had paid attention in 11th grade, we could be having a conversation Right now, after some convincing, the aliens tell me that they only get one chance to beam up one human and they picked me so they can't go back and find another Spanish-speaking one. So now I have to fucking f…
But you're using Google Translator. Yeah. And spits and pieces getting out small.
Yeah. I'm like, oh my God, that'd be crazy. I'd love to meet aliens. If you think aliens listen to this podcast, Phineas does.
Phineas?