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you know what? There's a theory about aliens is that aliens are— which totally actually makes— is the only thing that makes sense. Yeah. Is that aliens are real. And the only time they come to Earth Earth is, um, to like fix situations. And they're like, they're us. Aliens are us in a future life. Oh wow. And they're coming back down to fix things here on Earth and then they'll leave. That's the only thing that makes sense, because other than that, why the fuck would the aliens not interact with us? Like, what code would they be breaking if they came down and they were like, hey humans, can we borrow some of your water? We'll give you Opitron. It's this new chemical we have that fixes all your diseases in exchange for some water. Like, how are there not intergalactic negotiations going on? That's, that's what I'm saying. Like, there's obviously aliens outside, and I'm sure there's aliens that can transcend through fucking black holes and time and all that, and that could, you know, have contact with us. I just— I think it's a little bit of bullshit. What do you think it's like when you get beamed up into a spaceship?

September 1, 202036:55David
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Jason36:37
Aliens are so funny. Like, there was that thing a couple, couple months ago that, like, the government said they saw aliens, right? Government admitted to it. And then it's like, well, if they're around, then why aren't they like— why don't they have a YouTub…
David36:50
That's why, you know, I'm so confused. It's like, why is it that, like, oh, you know what?
Ilya36:55
I—
David36:55
you know what? There's a theory about aliens is that aliens are— which totally actually makes— is the only thing that makes sense. Yeah. Is that aliens are real. And the only time they come to Earth Earth is, um, to like fix situations. And they're like, they're us. Aliens are us in a future life. Oh wow. And they're coming back down to fix things here on Earth and then they'll leave. That's the…
Jason37:53
Um, you know, it's like really bright. People talk in a weird language.
David38:01
Like, what if they just all speak Spanish?
Jason38:03
Then I'd fuck too. I don't know Spanish either. Fuck too.