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Getting My Ass Kicked By A Girl
I think if I was napping, if I was sleeping and you walked in the door and you went, where's David? I'm going to kick his ass. And Ilya quickly comes to my room and goes, I was here to kick your ass, and I had a little time to prepare. I think I'd be able to fucking kick your ass. You'd come in, you'd throw the first punch. What would you do? Tell me your strategy. Right in the stomach. I think you're right. I'll kick you right in the balls, and then you're immediately— I don't have balls.
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I could probably even like push you to a wall, you know what I mean? Like, whoa, we do that. We do that in boxing too, that like, you know, some like like how it works. People like come at you and you have to like push them back.
Why are you grabbing my neck right now? Listen, no, I think—
I think if in the situation that I needed to get out of it, I would probably be able to kick your ass and get out of it. But if I wasn't like prepared, yeah, you could kick me.
I think if I was napping, if I was sleeping and you walked in the door and you went, where's David? I'm going to kick his ass. And Ilya quickly comes to my room and goes, I was here to kick your ass, and I had a little time to prepare. I think I'd be able to fucking kick your ass. You'd come in, you'd throw the first punch. What would you do? Tell me your strategy. Right in the stomach. I think y…
Oh, that's also true.
I don't know, Jay, honestly, who do you think— who do you think would win?
I don't know. I saw her hitting the other day. I think she might just, just punch you out.