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So I have this DMV guy. That somehow miraculously gets me to the front of the line by having people wait there from like 3 AM. He puts people in line at 3 AM and then when we get there we pretty much switch places, right?
Right, so he lets you skip the line. And the DMVs in LA are fuck, it's like another level.
So I pull up knowing that this guy is going to bring me to the front of the line, so I'm already expecting that people are gonna give me dirty looks, right? These two people that were behind us that like were there since fucking 3 AM go batshit crazy.
Oh no, batshit crazy.
No, first guy, he looks like he's on fucking crack, he's so mad. He's like, he's like, yo, yo, were you guys here at 3 AM, huh? Were you guys— were you guys here at 3 AM? And like, he starts getting backed up by this other, other girl. He's like, yeah, did yo…
Oh God.
And the guy goes, no, no, I'm gonna shed your blood. I'm gonna swear to God. Wait, what does he say? He goes, I'm gonna shed your blood. He starts pacing back and forth. He's like, I'm gonna shed your blood, I'm gonna do it right now, I'm gonna do it in front…