Getting My Ass Kicked By A Girl

No, I like was in New York, in Tribeca, midday. It was like fucking 5 PM, broad daylight. I get into an Uber and this girl comes like running in front of the car. She's in a white shirt covered in blood, no pants. Seen out of a movie. Me watching SVU every night, I'm like, she's been raped. So I open the door and I'm like, oh my God, are you okay? And she looks at me and she comes into the car, lunges and punches me in the face. And I mean, I'm wearing, I'm wearing a white blazer, and then my white blazer is covered in this girl's blood or whoever's blood she's covered in. Oh my God. And I'm in like shock. And the Uber driver proceeds to get out, clean his window from the blood instead of fucking driving away. And I'm in the car and I'm like, I'm like, what the fuck is going on? And then she starts running down the street and I like see her. I call 911. I'm like, I just got punched in the face by this crazy woman. Like, I don't know what's going on, whatever. And I was on Citizen App and that's how I found out after, because I was like, I'm getting the fuck out of here. I'm not waiting for the cops. And then I went on Citizen, it was like, woman assaulted. I'm like, that's me. And I sent to all my friends and I was like, look at this shit. Well, I'm famous. I'm famous. I'm on the Citizen App. And I never knew. I like followed up. I like called the precinct and everything because I was so curious about what happened to to this woman because I was like, either she saw something because she was in like pure shock. She wasn't like homeless or anything. She was like 25, Asian girl, like looked super young, looked like she had like ran out of her apartment.