Getting My Ass Kicked By A Girl

That's right. I didn't get my ass beat. The girl punched— she was on drugs. I shined my flashlight on her on accident. Yeah, because I was filming, I was vlogging, right? And she goes, did you just turn that flashlight on me? And she fucking came and she sucked me in the eye or sorry, in the mouth, in the mouth, in the mouth. So my mouth was on and my mouth was a little bloody, like, like the smallest amount of blood. But like, I ran with it, right? And I was like, oh my God, because I was vlogging. So it was like really dramatic. And then we followed her because she was obviously on drugs and she was— and then she was hopping into people's backyards and fighting random people. And then the paramedics came and the paramedics had to tie her down to the chair because she was punching the paramedics and they had to take her. She was like on bath salts or something. I've talked about this story. That's why I'm skimming through it so quickly. But yeah, that was the one time I got in a fight.