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Getting My Ass Kicked By A Girl
No, but I heard you got your ass beat by a girl.
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The ambulance came for my fucking head. Yeah, it was a girl. The ambulance to come and get her. Not because I kicked her ass, because she was on drugs. I wasn't—
I wasn't around for that night.
Oh, you weren't there?
No, but I heard you got your ass beat by a girl.
That's right. I didn't get my ass beat. The girl punched— she was on drugs. I shined my flashlight on her on accident. Yeah, because I was filming, I was vlogging, right? And she goes, did you just turn that flashlight on me? And she fucking came and she suck…
You know, I always wonder, like that time I got sucker punched, if David didn't have a camera in his hands, would he have, like, stood up for me?
No, I will never get in a fight, bro. I fucking told you this a million times.