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Getting My Ass Kicked By A Girl

My buddy Jay Prehistoric Pets, he's like a snake guy. And he, he texted me like at 9:30 at night and he's like, hey man, I'm in the area finishing a job. Do you need a snake for any reason? I was like, okay, if I could come by, I'll film a TikTok, I'll put it in his room. And then he's like, I'm 5 minutes away. I'll see you soon. I was like, great. So I go out to the driveway to wait for him. And as he's pulling up, I like signal him in to like pull into my driveway or whatever. And I'm like, oh, I think his assistant's driving or something. And I tell him to pull in, but it's two fucking random girls just like coming to see my house and I just signal them to come into my driveway and I look right in the car. I'm like, oh, fuck. And they're like, hi, I'm so sorry, we'll just back out now. And then they back their car out and they're having like a hard time backing their car out of my driveway. And they're like, can you just help us get out of here? Can we back in again so we can back out? I was like, it's fine. It was so awkward because like, I didn't want to like be like, what the fuck are you doing here? Because I literally just invited them in. And then also like, why are they there? Like, why are they outside my house? But yeah, but then he came by and we put the snake in Ilya's room and it was so fucking funny.

September 1, 202019:41David
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Jason19:21
Yeah, exactly. That's all it is. Like, hey man, I'm gonna shed some blood. He's about to shed some blood.
Ilya19:35
I'm about to shed some blood right now.
Jason19:37
Stand over David's bed tonight and say that. Uh, I'm gonna shed some blood, bro.
David19:41
My buddy Jay Prehistoric Pets, he's like a snake guy. And he, he texted me like at 9:30 at night and he's like, hey man, I'm in the area finishing a job. Do you need a snake for any reason? I was like, okay, if I could come by, I'll film a TikTok, I'll put it in his room. And then he's like, I'm 5 minutes away. I'll see you soon. I was like, great. So I go out to the driveway to wait for him. And…
Jason20:46
Goddamn, I love that guy.
David20:47
Yeah. Jay Preece.
Jason20:48
He's just like, he's like, you know, he's like my age and he's just like so passionate about animals. And then he just— anytime he gets something good, he just goes, living the dream.