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Getting My Ass Kicked By A Girl

We're all texting him back and then he doesn't respond. And then he gets here and he goes, you guys will not fucking— like, again, the same thing. And then, and then we're like, what is it? He's like, I got to save it for the podcast. It's just funny that like, no matter, like when people have something exciting here, they don't share it because they have to share it. They have to save it for this moment. Okay. Go. Before I share my story, we've been waiting for this for 3 days, by the way.

September 1, 20200:50David
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Ilya0:23
I don't fucking know. Walmart.
David0:26
Just one. Wow. You're already a better co-host than Jason. All right, roll intro music. It's funny, every time somebody has a story here, like, people get really excited. Like, Ilya texted all of us and Ilya goes, you guys won't fucking believe what happened.…
Jason0:50
What happened?
David0:50
We're all texting him back and then he doesn't respond. And then he gets here and he goes, you guys will not fucking— like, again, the same thing. And then, and then we're like, what is it? He's like, I got to save it for the podcast. It's just funny that like, no matter, like when people have something exciting here, they don't share it because they have to share it. They have to save it for thi…
Jason1:13
So this is, I got to the sex dungeon and I couldn't tell you for a week.
David1:16
Yeah. That's funny.
Ilya1:18
Uh, before I share my story, I was just thinking like I had this thought earlier today. Um, my ex-girlfriend, my past girlfriend, um, Her new boyfriend is 6'5". Oh, damn. I was like, he's a tall motherfucker.