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Getting Felt Up in First Class

Um, I used to— this is fucking— I can't believe I've never even told you these stories. Um, I used— I shared a room with one of my friends one night and there's this girl I had a crush on And she, she was, she was in the room. It was like 7. No, it was like 6 PM. We were just chilling in bed. The girl was, the girl was like standing. And the guy I was sharing a room with, we both had our own bed for the night and he had one bed and my bed was across. It was a hotel, right? Yeah. And, and the girl climbed into his bed and I really liked her and we were really good. We were really close friends and I had like a crush on her. She really didn't know my other friend. And she looks at me and she winks and she goes under the covers and she sucks him off. Oh yeah, I like out of a movie. What gives him a blowjob? My friend looks at me and he goes, dude, I don't know what's going on. Like that. What? Straight up, straight up. These were—

August 9, 201835:27David
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Jason35:03
I don't know. I don't think toenails are gross. I don't think eating toenails is gross.
David35:06
I'm gonna leave the part where I swallowed it afterwards out of the story. No, I'm kidding, but yeah, it is pretty disgusting. I had, um, I remember I was in the hallway of my school and this girl was like being really mean to me and my teacher— oh, you know…
Jason35:23
Might as well get them all out in this podcast.
David35:27
Um, I used to— this is fucking— I can't believe I've never even told you these stories. Um, I used— I shared a room with one of my friends one night and there's this girl I had a crush on And she, she was, she was in the room. It was like 7. No, it was like 6 PM. We were just chilling in bed. The girl was, the girl was like standing. And the guy I was sharing a room with, we both had our own bed…
Jason36:25
this is— you guys were just friends with her?
David36:27
Yeah, this is when I was like, I don't know, 18. This is really recent.
Jason36:31
Where were you? What hotel were you at?