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Getting Felt Up in First Class

I'm like, I remember when boners were like a serious problem for me. Like, you know when you hit puberty? Yeah, it's like non-stop, that's all that happens. Yeah, that's not a myth. It actually— like, you have to carry your backpack in a different way. Like, like, my backpack would be on the front of me covering— like, leaving. I don't know why, but I'd always get boners right before the period would end. So when I'm in the hallway, it's like go time. Everyone would see me with a boner.

August 9, 201833:35David
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Jason33:20
Yeah, it was really embarrassing.
David33:22
Oh my God.
Jason33:22
I mean, I, I wasn't embarrassing because I'm pretty sure she doesn't know it was my boner. Yeah. So, I mean, if you're out there, I'm sorry. Anything? No, she was just— she was really nice. She was just like, oh, it's okay, I just have to go to the bathroom.
David33:35
I'm like, I remember when boners were like a serious problem for me. Like, you know when you hit puberty? Yeah, it's like non-stop, that's all that happens. Yeah, that's not a myth. It actually— like, you have to carry your backpack in a different way. Like, like, my backpack would be on the front of me covering— like, leaving. I don't know why, but I'd always get boners right before the period w…
Jason33:58
Oh my God. Yeah. Jesus Christ. And then you— what if you told yourself you had to go touch the lake?
David34:04
Did I ever tell you the story of the kid? This is a disgusting podcast. This is actually not a good representation of what all— actually, this part is a good representation of how all the podcasts are. I had a kid in my class who, um, who masturbated in the c…
Jason34:18
And everybody caught him.