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Getting Felt Up in First Class
I'm like, I remember when boners were like a serious problem for me. Like, you know when you hit puberty? Yeah, it's like non-stop, that's all that happens. Yeah, that's not a myth. It actually— like, you have to carry your backpack in a different way. Like, like, my backpack would be on the front of me covering— like, leaving. I don't know why, but I'd always get boners right before the period would end. So when I'm in the hallway, it's like go time. Everyone would see me with a boner.
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Yeah, it was really embarrassing.
Oh my God.
I mean, I, I wasn't embarrassing because I'm pretty sure she doesn't know it was my boner. Yeah. So, I mean, if you're out there, I'm sorry. Anything? No, she was just— she was really nice. She was just like, oh, it's okay, I just have to go to the bathroom.
I'm like, I remember when boners were like a serious problem for me. Like, you know when you hit puberty? Yeah, it's like non-stop, that's all that happens. Yeah, that's not a myth. It actually— like, you have to carry your backpack in a different way. Like, like, my backpack would be on the front of me covering— like, leaving. I don't know why, but I'd always get boners right before the period w…
Oh my God. Yeah. Jesus Christ. And then you— what if you told yourself you had to go touch the lake?
Did I ever tell you the story of the kid? This is a disgusting podcast. This is actually not a good representation of what all— actually, this part is a good representation of how all the podcasts are. I had a kid in my class who, um, who masturbated in the c…
And everybody caught him.