Getting Felt Up in First Class

She's probably like, he had the smallest dick I ever felt.

No, she probably just thought they were in your kneecaps and you're probably fine. That's fucking funny.

Yeah, it was really embarrassing.

I mean, I, I wasn't embarrassing because I'm pretty sure she doesn't know it was my boner. Yeah. So, I mean, if you're out there, I'm sorry. Anything? No, she was just— she was really nice. She was just like, oh, it's okay, I just have to go to the bathroom.

I'm like, I remember when boners were like a serious problem for me. Like, you know when you hit puberty? Yeah, it's like non-stop, that's all that happens. Yeah, that's not a myth. It actually— like, you have to carry your backpack in a different way. Like,…

Oh my God. Yeah. Jesus Christ. And then you— what if you told yourself you had to go touch the lake?