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Getting Felt Up in First Class
Yeah, fun fact about Elon Musk, guys. Remember, if you guys listen to these podcasts, you know that I invested a million dollars into Tesla, and, um, the second I invested it, the stock plummeted. Well, assholes, if I would have kept my stock, which I didn't because I sold and made about $15,000, which isn't a lot relative to how much money I put in, but if I held on to that stock now, I would have made over $330,000. Oh really? Right now, today. If I sold it today, I would have made $330,000. Shit! Isn't that fucking crazy?
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Elon Musk, he'll come out with something, man. How come he hasn't gone with the time machine yet?
He's selfish, that's why.
Is he going public with this, or is he going— he's privatizing the stock?
Yeah, fun fact about Elon Musk, guys. Remember, if you guys listen to these podcasts, you know that I invested a million dollars into Tesla, and, um, the second I invested it, the stock plummeted. Well, assholes, if I would have kept my stock, which I didn't because I sold and made about $15,000, which isn't a lot relative to how much money I put in, but if I held on to that stock now, I would ha…
Why didn't you hold on to it?
Because I'm a little bitch, dude.
You were really afraid that you were going to lose everything?