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Getting Felt Up in First Class

It wasn't even an interrogation. They just asked me a couple of questions. I was like, what are you doing here? And I'm like, I live here. And they're like, yeah, right, you fucking son of a bitch terrorist. And I'm like, listen, I'm here. I'm not from here, but I mean no harm. And then I enter the country. It's such a bitch entering this country. Oh my God. Yeah, it's crazy.

August 9, 201825:10David
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Jason25:05
bro, I'm telling you. No, I'm kidding.
David25:07
They didn't check my ass out.
Jason25:08
What did they do?
David25:10
It wasn't even an interrogation. They just asked me a couple of questions. I was like, what are you doing here? And I'm like, I live here. And they're like, yeah, right, you fucking son of a bitch terrorist. And I'm like, listen, I'm here. I'm not from here, but I mean no harm. And then I enter the country. It's such a bitch entering this country. Oh my God. Yeah, it's crazy.
Jason25:28
I mean, it was pretty easy when we came back from Mexico. Yeah, well, you're open for you.
David25:32
You're American, you dumbass.
Jason25:35
Take it for granted.