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You just put a shirt on right away. What Jason does, Jason puts a shirt on and then he notices how wet he still is and has to change his shirt. This is every time, it's like a function. Like a fucking 4-year-old. He puts on a shirt, it gets wet, he has to put…
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4. That's amazing. Thank you, Dollar Shave Club, for coming. We only have 2 ads this time. I know, it's kind of nuts.
Are you okay? I'm okay.
I'm gonna need to borrow some money at this point. Hmm.
You know, I had a sound effect on my sound machine that was all set to play after you read the ad. It was the ka-ching sound. Oh, it would have been great, but you took the gift that I gave you and you smashed it on the floor.
That would have been good, huh?