Getting Felt Up in First Class

You just put a shirt on right away. What Jason does, Jason puts a shirt on and then he notices how wet he still is and has to change his shirt. This is every time, it's like a function. Like a fucking 4-year-old. He puts on a shirt, it gets wet, he has to put on a new one. Dollar Shave Club— yes, Dollar Shave Club delivers everything you need to look, feel, and smell your best. You name it: shampoo, conditioner, body wash, toothpaste, hair gel, even a wipe that'll leave your tush feeling tingly clean. I'm a big fan of their amber and lavender calming body cleanser. Never smelled anything like it. Good luck finding a product that great at stores. All of Dollar Shave Club products are made with top-shelf ingredients that won't break your budget. You'll feel the difference. Plus, shipping is included with your membership. And here's a great way to try a bunch of Dollar Shave Club products. Jason, take it away.