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Getting Felt Up in First Class

You're not good at drying yourself.

August 9, 201819:15David
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Jason18:57
I use it all over my body actually, because Yeah, 'cause I never, I have all the Dollar Shave products in my bathroom.
David19:04
Still in the box.
Jason19:05
Yeah, no, no, I have them, but I don't wanna get out of the shower 'cause Todd gets mad when I get water all over the floor. Yeah. 'Cause I don't know how to dry myself.
David19:15
You're not good at drying yourself.
Jason19:16
I'm not good at drying myself.
David19:17
You just put a shirt on right away. What Jason does, Jason puts a shirt on and then he notices how wet he still is and has to change his shirt. This is every time, it's like a function. Like a fucking 4-year-old. He puts on a shirt, it gets wet, he has to put…
Jason19:56
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