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Getting Felt Up in First Class

I used to live a mile— I'm surprised I never told you this— I used to live a mile away from a lake, right? And this is, this is the craziest it ever got. This was the fucking most insane thing. It was 1 AM on a school night. I've been in bed, I've been in bed for 2 hours. No. And I told myself, I will never be a good tennis player, I will never be a professional tennis player if I don't go and touch the lake right now. So I fucking snuck out of my house to go touch the lake. Fucking dude, insane. No, I don't— I'm not making any of this shit up. Isn't that crazy?

August 9, 201811:18David
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Jason10:44
No.
David10:44
Oh my God, it was fucking crazy. It controlled my fucking life for so long. Wow. And like, and like, I would be like, I would be sitting in class and I'd be like, if you don't sharpen your pencil right now, go, go up to the sharpener. You don't sharpen it, yo…
Jason11:14
One time, one time, did your family know how nuts you were? No, I used to—
David11:18
I used to live a mile— I'm surprised I never told you this— I used to live a mile away from a lake, right? And this is, this is the craziest it ever got. This was the fucking most insane thing. It was 1 AM on a school night. I've been in bed, I've been in bed for 2 hours. No. And I told myself, I will never be a good tennis player, I will never be a professional tennis player if I don't go and to…
Jason11:45
Imagine if you got caught, what you would have to tell your parents.
David11:47
I would just tell them I went on a run. But like, isn't that nuts? I don't know what that— it's starting to wear off and I still get a little bit of it. Like, I still—
Jason11:56
was the last time you had it?