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Getting Felt Up in First Class

Oh my God, it was fucking crazy. It controlled my fucking life for so long. Wow. And like, and like, I would be like, I would be sitting in class and I'd be like, if you don't sharpen your pencil right now, go, go up to the sharpener. You don't sharpen it, you won't be a tennis player. Wow. It was crazy. And I would, and I would do it. I would do it every time. There was no— I could not get around it. I couldn't. And my brain would like tell me it and I'd be like, fuck, it would be like a second part of me that was like, goddamn it. Holy shit.

August 9, 201810:44David
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Jason9:54
Unless you had a bad edit for 4 hours and you were like, "Fuck this edit." I don't even know if this makes any sense. No, it makes total sense.
David10:00
Regardless, what I'm trying to say is no, I'm not Superman, and yes, I do love spiders. I'm a big— I am a Spider-Man. Like, I'm a spider guy, you know? I'm not Spider-Man, I'm just a spider guy. I used to have— speaking of when I was a kid, I used to have OCD…
Jason10:44
No.
David10:44
Oh my God, it was fucking crazy. It controlled my fucking life for so long. Wow. And like, and like, I would be like, I would be sitting in class and I'd be like, if you don't sharpen your pencil right now, go, go up to the sharpener. You don't sharpen it, you won't be a tennis player. Wow. It was crazy. And I would, and I would do it. I would do it every time. There was no— I could not get aroun…
Jason11:14
One time, one time, did your family know how nuts you were? No, I used to—
David11:18
I used to live a mile— I'm surprised I never told you this— I used to live a mile away from a lake, right? And this is, this is the craziest it ever got. This was the fucking most insane thing. It was 1 AM on a school night. I've been in bed, I've been in bed…
Jason11:45
Imagine if you got caught, what you would have to tell your parents.