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Getting Felt Up in First Class

Regardless, what I'm trying to say is no, I'm not Superman, and yes, I do love spiders. I'm a big— I am a Spider-Man. Like, I'm a spider guy, you know? I'm not Spider-Man, I'm just a spider guy. I used to have— speaking of when I was a kid, I used to have OCD, like weird OCD. I don't know if you've ever gotten this, but like, did you ever like— like, I wanted to be— I wanted to be a tennis player and an actor growing up. Yeah, those are the two things I wanted to be. And, and like, and I would be like, I'd be, I'd be sitting with my friends at like the lunch table, and I'd be like, in my head I'd be like, if you don't stand up right now and go grab two packets of ketchup, you're not gonna be an actor. And I'd have to go do it. Have I ever told you about this? No.

August 9, 201810:00David
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Jason9:46
Oh yeah, that's crazy. No, it'll go backwards.
David9:48
You move back time. So there There would be no point, because I'll just come back to Earth and I'll be stuck in the same spot.
Jason9:54
Unless you had a bad edit for 4 hours and you were like, "Fuck this edit." I don't even know if this makes any sense. No, it makes total sense.
David10:00
Regardless, what I'm trying to say is no, I'm not Superman, and yes, I do love spiders. I'm a big— I am a Spider-Man. Like, I'm a spider guy, you know? I'm not Spider-Man, I'm just a spider guy. I used to have— speaking of when I was a kid, I used to have OCD, like weird OCD. I don't know if you've ever gotten this, but like, did you ever like— like, I wanted to be— I wanted to be a tennis player…
Jason10:44
No.
David10:44
Oh my God, it was fucking crazy. It controlled my fucking life for so long. Wow. And like, and like, I would be like, I would be sitting in class and I'd be like, if you don't sharpen your pencil right now, go, go up to the sharpener. You don't sharpen it, yo…
Jason11:14
One time, one time, did your family know how nuts you were? No, I used to—