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Getting Felt Up in First Class

Unless you had a bad edit for 4 hours and you were like, "Fuck this edit." I don't even know if this makes any sense. No, it makes total sense.

August 9, 20189:54Jason
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David9:29
I'm a flamboyant Superman. Listen, anyway, let's say I'm editing my vlog down on Earth, and I'm like, oh my God, I have 10 minutes to post, but I need 4 hours. So I fly up into space. Yeah. And I'm making time go backwards, right? Does this mean what I edited…
Jason9:46
Oh yeah, that's crazy. No, it'll go backwards.
David9:48
You move back time. So there There would be no point, because I'll just come back to Earth and I'll be stuck in the same spot.
Jason9:54
Unless you had a bad edit for 4 hours and you were like, "Fuck this edit." I don't even know if this makes any sense. No, it makes total sense.
David10:00
Regardless, what I'm trying to say is no, I'm not Superman, and yes, I do love spiders. I'm a big— I am a Spider-Man. Like, I'm a spider guy, you know? I'm not Spider-Man, I'm just a spider guy. I used to have— speaking of when I was a kid, I used to have OCD…
Jason10:44
No.
David10:44
Oh my God, it was fucking crazy. It controlled my fucking life for so long. Wow. And like, and like, I would be like, I would be sitting in class and I'd be like, if you don't sharpen your pencil right now, go, go up to the sharpener. You don't sharpen it, yo…