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Getting Felt Up in First Class

It'll keep us warm in the winter. Do not kill spider. No, but I killed it. And I feel like she made me feel pretty bad about it to the point where it like stuck with me that I can't kill spiders. So now I have tons of bugs around my house. I mean tons. Like I was brushing my teeth the other day and a spider fucking came right down by my face as I'm brushing my teeth. Like on a web, on a web. And I looked him in the eye and I was like, hi. And I, you know, I rinsed my mouth out. I spit the water in the sink and I turned the lights off and I went to bed.

August 9, 20186:33David
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Jason6:28
Yeah.
David6:29
Yeah, it was like, you don't do that.
Jason6:30
It is going to bring us good luck for the entire year.
David6:33
It'll keep us warm in the winter. Do not kill spider. No, but I killed it. And I feel like she made me feel pretty bad about it to the point where it like stuck with me that I can't kill spiders. So now I have tons of bugs around my house. I mean tons. Like I was brushing my teeth the other day and a spider fucking came right down by my face as I'm brushing my teeth. Like on a web, on a web. And…
Jason7:06
You just left him there?
David7:07
I didn't even move him. I was just like, hi. I mean, it was a big-ass spider. That's it. And that's where I'm at now with superstitions. It's weird.
Jason7:14
Yeah, they might be laying eggs around the house.