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That's why, like, if, you know, people are like, my parents are so cranky, like, yeah, they're fucking cranky. They're fucking keeping a roof over your head.
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When you had your kids?
Well, if you think about it, people used to die, die when they were 35. That's like when people would go. And now we're forced to be like, oh my god, we have to be excited for another 100 years.
That is kind of fucking nuts, you know, like I don't know.
That's why, like, if, you know, people are like, my parents are so cranky, like, yeah, they're fucking cranky. They're fucking keeping a roof over your head.
I feel like if— I feel like if people were still dying at 35, there'd be a lot more crime. I feel like there'd be a lot more, like, people just being like, I don't fucking have much time to live, I'm gonna go fucking crazy. And now that we have like 100 years…
So why don't we have like granny bank robbers?
Because they're too old, they can't commit a crime. So like people could just get so old where they're like, fuck, I can't be crazy anymore, so I'm just gonna rest and die here. But yeah, no, you're right.