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Four Girls for Every Guy
You could be fucking 200, 300,000 pounds walking to a party and no one will fucking go, look at that fat guy. No one will fucking care.
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Bro, but I got it down the quickest, 'cause I got a little rumble in the jungle down here. I'm telling you, it is cool to have a big belly and just eat whatever you want, 'cause you're just like, I'm just gonna eat it.
But like I said, you're at the best point of your life where no one's gonna be like, look at that fucking guy, why is he so big? Who gives a fuck? You're 45.
Like I said, things ended for you a long time ago, Jason. I'm here to point it out every step of the way.
You could be fucking 200, 300,000 pounds walking to a party and no one will fucking go, look at that fat guy. No one will fucking care.
What about 221 pounds?
Nope, no one will care. I know what you want me to say, but I'm not gonna even say it.
If I looked hotter, they would like me more.