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But like I said, you're at the best point of your life where no one's gonna be like, look at that fucking guy, why is he so big? Who gives a fuck? You're 45.

February 15, 201919:59David
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Jason19:41
It was baby formula. I just opened my throat up.
David19:44
Oh, that doesn't count. That's like a drinking competition. Fuck you.
Jason19:47
Bro, but I got it down the quickest, 'cause I got a little rumble in the jungle down here. I'm telling you, it is cool to have a big belly and just eat whatever you want, 'cause you're just like, I'm just gonna eat it.
David19:59
But like I said, you're at the best point of your life where no one's gonna be like, look at that fucking guy, why is he so big? Who gives a fuck? You're 45.
Jason20:06
Like I said, things ended for you a long time ago, Jason. I'm here to point it out every step of the way.
David20:12
You could be fucking 200, 300,000 pounds walking to a party and no one will fucking go, look at that fat guy. No one will fucking care.
Jason20:20
What about 221 pounds?