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Four Girls for Every Guy
Oh, that doesn't count. That's like a drinking competition. Fuck you.
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Uh, it was for Josh's video. We had to like, who could eat the fastest, and I just, bam, I just killed it. Oh wow.
What was the food?
It was baby formula. I just opened my throat up.
Oh, that doesn't count. That's like a drinking competition. Fuck you.
Bro, but I got it down the quickest, 'cause I got a little rumble in the jungle down here. I'm telling you, it is cool to have a big belly and just eat whatever you want, 'cause you're just like, I'm just gonna eat it.
But like I said, you're at the best point of your life where no one's gonna be like, look at that fucking guy, why is he so big? Who gives a fuck? You're 45.
Like I said, things ended for you a long time ago, Jason. I'm here to point it out every step of the way.