Four Girls for Every Guy

I remember when I had these two bodies buried in the backyard, and my wife just fucking—

she just would not let me go.

I was married— when I was married, um, we went to therapy a lot, and, um, and, and I wanted to— I was like, can we— I wanted to— I'm like, what will make you happy? We're in therapy and the therapist asked me. I go, well, I want to play— I want to get a volle…

But that's what came out. So I emailed all my friends and none of them wanted to play volleyball. No one would go for a weekly volleyball game. Yeah, but then But then it became this talking point in therapy every week where she would be like, so they'd be li…

it's crazy how many, like, how normal therapy is to me now. Like, what are you talking about?

You don't go to therapy.