Forgetting to Wear Underwear In Front of My Boss

Okay, okay. You don't want to— oh, I see. You don't want McClane to get mad at Ella or Jess. I don't want people to be fighting for the number one.

That's really nice. Why did you make me number two after you heard that you're number one?

Well, I don't know. I'm thinking, like, I definitely know, like, my number one, but then I—

I'm also trying to exclude my, like—

it's Dave's best friend. Date. Sorry, he just got bumped. Natalie's vagina is Dave's best friend.

Hey, how you doing, Dave? What's going on, man? Oh my God, man, finally she let me out to play. Thank God I got out of here, man. Damn, is it hot in here? I'm fucking sweating, bro. Woohoo! Are you hot, Dave? Hey, let's get a Big Mac. What do you say? Finally…