Forgetting to Wear Underwear In Front of My Boss

And, um, what?

Yeah, I couldn't do it anymore. I actually, like, I had a crush on you, and then I saw and I got freaked out. Not that it's bad, but it was just— I've just never seen it as a kid. I've never seen a vagina, and it, like, really scared the fuck out of me.

How and what circumstance did you see her?

Like, how? Uh, we were sitting on the grass outside of her place.

Oh.

And she was sitting like Natalie does, like I'm sitting right now, but on the floor. And her shorts—