First Late Night Appearance

You know, I went to the Bahamas for my birthday with my boyfriend and boyfriend, each one. And I like to gamble a lot. So my boyfriend, his best friend, his girlfriend all went up to a bar in the hotel and I went and gambled. And they were drinking and we had just eaten like a really big dinner, like a lot of seafood, everything like that. I go back to the room, they come up to me and they're like, like, I need to tell you something. And I'm like, oh God, like— and he goes, I was upstairs and I felt like I had to shit really bad. And so I was like, you know, I'm just gonna go back to the hotel room because I'm like comfortable, like, you know, shitting the hotel room. And he said, I got off the elevator and it was either I'm shitting my pants or I'm shitting in the stairwell. And I shit in the stairwell. And I'm like, no, you didn't. Like, you didn't shit in the stairwell of this fucking nice-ass hotel we got. Like, we paid literally like thousands for this room. No, there's no way. And the— this, right, mind you, right next to the stairwell was my mom's room. He was like— I was literally contemplating like banging on the door and like shitting there. He's like, because the hallway was so long to our room.