First Late Night Appearance

I remember when I moved into college, um, we were all talking, sitting around talking about— and all the frats came around and they were like, do you want to come tomorrow? Come to so-and-so and so-and-so. And I remember the two friends that I made, we made this like fucking decision like, fuck that, like we don't need fucking bot friends, we're gonna chill and be ourselves. And we were like, yeah man. And then my roommate, he was this guy from Ohio, and he was like, I'm joining the frat. He's like, you're crazy. He's like, the fucking best parties. He's like, it's the best parties, you guys are gonna miss out, you're gonna be fucking losers sitting here. So we were like, yeah, yeah, okay, that's cool, whatever. And so then I hung out with my friends, like smoked pot. I had these two really good friends We just hung out. I'm still friends with them now. Jeff, my friend Jeff, lives down the street. And I remember he came back and he was fucking— had fucking just shit all over him and piss all over him. And he was just like—