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Oh my God, he does this fucking shit. Sorry, we'll let Jack talk too, but like, I have so much to say. He does this fucking shit, like, he loves, like, let's say the deal, like, a deal will come in, and maybe it's not even the right fit for me, but he'll like really try to convince me to do it, because he doesn't give a fuck. He'll take 15% off the top, he's good, he doesn't care. So it'll come in, and it'll be like, they want you to go and wrestle an alligator. It's $30,000, but you would do that, you would do that, Do that, right? Listen, you fly into Florida, wrestle the alligator, take out Natalie and Jason for drinks, you're back in the hotel room, and you can even buy a movie, maybe have a massage come to the room, and boom, you're back in LA. And you need to pay mortgage this month? He'll always, he'll do the stupid fucking manager thing, like whenever he wants me to do a job, he'll think about what I need to get done. So a lot of times it's like, the other day, I dented my Tesla, and then a deal came in, and he goes, I was, well, you gotta fix that dent. You gotta fix that dent. You gotta take the deal. And then the worst part is like once I say yes to a deal, he does this other stupid manager thing that I hate. He'll like keep trying to convince me to take the deal even though I've already said yes. So I'll be like, I'll be like, yeah, I'm down to go wrestle the alligators. And he'll be like, right, right, it's so easy. You go down to Florida. And I go, and I go, yeah, I said yes, I'll do it, I'll do it. And he goes, oh, thank you, it's just so, Florida's so beautiful. Be there for a little bit, maybe visit the beach. And I'll be like, fucking hang up already, dude. And he'll like— it's so, it's so strange.